YNN News
A Fairport family today witnessed the news report of the fatal crash of a 777 in San Francisco last night.
“It was terrible, those poor people.” Wilma Lindequoist commented from her living room chair. “I was channel surfing late last night and I saw the news report. Thank goodness so many survived.”
Wilma’s live-in boyfriend, Maxx Klaushammer didn’t see anything though.
“Hell, I was asleep. I had a long day watching Nascar and the such when all of a sudden I was woken up by Wilma’s screaming. I thought maybe the ca
t got into the garbage again but it turned out to be that new story. All I’ve got to say is thank god I didn’t take her to San Francisco like she wanted to. Who knows what could have happened.”
Upon questioning the couple, it turned out that Wilma had wanted to travel to San Francisco this very month for the annual pot holder knitting convention.
Lindequoist and Klaushammer were no longer available for comment because Wheel of Fortune came on their television.
