Reuters:
Anthony Weiner’s sexy texting post partner has announced to the only people who actually care, the press, that she is emphatically free from HIV after having a ‘lucky’ thirteen tests.
Sydney Leathers, 
whose provocative texts helped lift Mayoral hopeful Weiner’s campaign to actually recognizable levels, was ecstatic after the findings were announced.
“This is great news!” she gushed. “I mean, before I had hot monkey babble with Anthony, I was a total unknown. Now, I’m one of America’s chosen bimbos! Who knows? After my reality show, Keeping it up with hot Leathers I can be an icon!”
Ms. Leathers, who had an unprecedented thirteen tests for the HIV virus, was asked why so many. “Well, the publicity of course, silly! I mean, I didn’t have sex with my co-star, i had self-love, if you know what I mean, but after word came down about Xander’s condition, well, how could I pass it up! I knew I didn’t have AIDS but what the hey! A&E network here I come!”
Ex-Congressman Weiner was unavailable for comment, but a source was 
heard saying that he was re-assigned to maintenance man for his wife’s upcoming “Four more years of failed policies” campaign that she was beginning with Hillary Clinton.
