Kim Kardashian feels ‘at home’ surrounded by manure while pregnant.

An interesting article I ran across:

Kim Kardashian surrounds herself with Manure to make herself feel ‘at home’ while pregnant.

Kardashian looking as beautiful as ever.

Kardashian looking as beautiful as ever.

 

 

 
By Derrickson Brysen Taylore
October 27, 2015 | 10:25am

Kim Kardashian has found a way to feel comfortable while approaching her eighth month of pregnancy.
On Monday night, the reality star sat at home surrounded by elepahant manure while wearing a bright white Valentino gown with a sweeping cape to match.
Standing amongst her mother and sisters, Kardashian cheekily noted it made her feel a little like ‘being home’.

“Feeling extra beautiful with all of the manure like I grew up in! LOL #InmyElephantManure,” she captioned the flattering photo.
If the 35-year-old reality-tv star’s pregnancy sty looked familiar, it’s because she wallowed in a version of it in seven days ago while attending a charity function for her mother and her step-moronic father; Confused.
On her app a few weeks ago, Kardashian unleashed her frustrations with being pregnant.
“For me, pregnancy is the worst experience of my life,” she wrote. “I’m not sure why I don’t like the experience like others do. Maybe it’s the swelling, the backaches or just the complete way of how I don’t get the attention that I normally receive. I don’t feel at home either — I feel insecure and most of the time I just feel gross. Of course, it could be that I’m knocked up with that arrogant prick of a husband of mine’s kid. But, he sure does bring in the money, so, I guess I’m happy. I’m only truly happy being in the manure sh** I grew up with. The aroma makes me think of my manipulative, whorish mother. I mean, thank god she had no scruples and would screw anything that had a buck. I would probably be just another normal person if it wasn’t for her teaching us the value of a sucker, oh, I mean good husband!”
Hubby Kanye West surely doesn’t understand his wife’s plight when it comes to her insecurities — for her 35th birthday bash, he organized for all guests to have a framed portrait of himself and mirror buttons to wear so whenever he had to speak to someone he would only have to look at himself instead of a guest.
Mrs. West is expected to give birth to something around the end of December.

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