It’s a random thoughts day of dumb stories:
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New Star Wars looks fantastic!
I’ve noticed that very few ‘critics’ are mentioning the stunning gap in the box office of the latest Star Wars offering compared to the prior chapter (The Force Awakens). With a $266 million difference after 34 days the press is strangely quiet. Or, is this an obvious observation of the power of the Disney corporation and their control of the entertainmet press?
- Reflecting on the above: remember when there used to be real film critics who would rave or pan a film? They don’t appear to exist anymore. Perhaps a fear of losing perks or maybe they are similar to the Rochester City Newspaper critic who uses ESP to see a film.
- An example of immature and moronic reporting: CNN story Jaguars vs. Vikings: The Super Bowl we Don’t want but probably deserve (sic). Really? If the Jags and Vikings make it then
obviously they were the best. The last time I saw either of these teams on a field they both displayed some extraordinary game winning drives. Oh, that’s right, let’s hope for a Super Bowl as exciting as last year’s where one team decided to lay down like a pervert for a homeless person’s underwear.
- Current dumb MSNBC headline: It’s up to the GOP to keep the government open. Headline from a few years ago: GOP to blame for government shutdown. Seems the GOP just keeps shutting down the government. Must be nice to be a Democrat. The Dems are like a younger retarded sibling that never gets blamed for anything.
It’s all everyone else’s fault!
‘Duh’ I don’t know. I just make this s*** up!
- Dumbest reporter award goes to Joy Reid. Apparently if you can’t find real news you make it up. MSNBC’s Joy Reid walks back comments on conservative David French. Apparently Joy decided to reach into a patented bag of well used tricks that say: when in doubt, accuse them of being racist and anti-partisan. Ms. Reid falsely claimed that Mr. French advocated the killing of minorities and Democrats. We realize Ms. Reid that it’s easy to throw stones but the last I looked it was your fellow Democrats that love to kill anything that gets in their way. Of course, it’s like arguing with the closet pedophile at the bar on the virtue of wearing a trench-coat or sweater or if naked midgets are arousing.
- Finally, the dumbest story of the day featuring the dumbest family of the month:House Blocks Trump’s Order To Deport Palestinian Man Living in U.S. For 39 Years. What isn’t noted until well into the article is that this man hasn’t obtained a Green Card due to a fraudulent marriage charge from over 30 years ago. And it’s all the Trump administration’s fault. Apparently, back in 2009, Trump lobbied the Obama administration and got the deportation laws harshened. So, even though it was the Obama administration that issued the man a deportation order it is obviously the Evil President Trump that caused all of this. Let’s not even mention that this clown has had 30 years to attempt to obtain citizenship, let alone a Green card. Please, spare me, what did he do? Ask Jiminy Cricket to wish upon a star for him? That’s right America: Don’t work through the proper channels. Merely shit in a hat and hope it turns to gold.
When you wish upon a star…
Well, until I wake from my coma.
Ciao!
