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Hillary campaign staffers lock themselves in a bathroom to avoid her.
By Mara Swigler
October 29, 2015 | 7:41pm
Hillary Rodham Clinton may have gotten a boost in the polls recently — but that couldn’t stop her campaign from hiding from her in the toilet.
And that was her “Hillary for America” staff.

The Clinton campaign’s communications director, Jennifer Palmieri, and a half dozen female co-workers hid themselves and locked a bathroom in their Brooklyn Heights headquarters for nearly half an hour Wednesday when they heard that Hillary herself was coming in.
And while that fact alone might have been embarrassing enough for Hillary — it was nothing compared to the reaction when they tweeted out a desperate plea for help.
“Locked ourselves in the women’s bathroom at Brooklyn HQ to avoid a visit from the Queen Bee. Anyone skilled at misdirecting her to perhaps Staten Island? The last thing we want to see is her!” Palmieri tweeted Wednesday morning.
The message accompanied a photo of the women looking frightened at the camera in front of a sign over the sink offering some timely advice: “In case of emergency, place head between knees and pray.”
The episode predictably sparked a torrent of snark on Twitter, with Clinton critics — and even some supporters — sympathizing over her staff’s plight.
“The worst place to hide from Hillary’s campaign: The toilet, She’s a sewer rat so she’ll probably crawl out of the bowl!” wrote Manuel G.
“I overheard @realDonaldTrump saying last night, ‘The locksmiths love me. Could be a connection,” tweeted David Halperin, a former speechwriter for Bill Clinton.
“It doesn’t matter where you hide, she’ll find you!” posted Quentin T.
“Why does it look like Monica’s there?” quipped Paul W.
Finally, nearly 25 minutes later, the nightmarish ordeal was over, as it turned out to be a false alarm. Hillary was actually still in Wichita and wouldn’t be showing up.
“Free! As photo shows, thank god the Wicked Witch turned her broom!” tweeted Palmieri.
“It was a scary situation! I mean, we all need something to do with our small lives so we decided to campaign for her. But, to actually meet her and spend time with her! Now that’s scarier than any Halloween costume could ever be!” spokesman Nick Merrill said in an email to The Post.
Additional reporting by Bob Fingerstop.

An interesting article I ran across:

Kim Kardashian surrounds herself with Manure to make herself feel ‘at home’ while pregnant.

Kardashian looking as beautiful as ever.

 
By Derrickson Brysen Taylore
October 27, 2015 | 10:25am

Kim Kardashian has found a way to feel comfortable while approaching her eighth month of pregnancy.
On Monday night, the reality star sat at home surrounded by elepahant manure while wearing a bright white Valentino gown with a sweeping cape to match.
Standing amongst her mother and sisters, Kardashian cheekily noted it made her feel a little like ‘being home’.

“Feeling extra beautiful with all of the manure like I grew up in! LOL #InmyElephantManure,” she captioned the flattering photo.
If the 35-year-old reality-tv star’s pregnancy sty looked familiar, it’s because she wallowed in a version of it in seven days ago while attending a charity function for her mother and her step-moronic father; Confused.
On her app a few weeks ago, Kardashian unleashed her frustrations with being pregnant.
“For me, pregnancy is the worst experience of my life,” she wrote. “I’m not sure why I don’t like the experience like others do. Maybe it’s the swelling, the backaches or just the complete way of how I don’t get the attention that I normally receive. I don’t feel at home either — I feel insecure and most of the time I just feel gross. Of course, it could be that I’m knocked up with that arrogant prick of a husband of mine’s kid. But, he sure does bring in the money, so, I guess I’m happy. I’m only truly happy being in the manure sh** I grew up with. The aroma makes me think of my manipulative, whorish mother. I mean, thank god she had no scruples and would screw anything that had a buck. I would probably be just another normal person if it wasn’t for her teaching us the value of a sucker, oh, I mean good husband!”
Hubby Kanye West surely doesn’t understand his wife’s plight when it comes to her insecurities — for her 35th birthday bash, he organized for all guests to have a framed portrait of himself and mirror buttons to wear so whenever he had to speak to someone he would only have to look at himself instead of a guest.
Mrs. West is expected to give birth to something around the end of December.

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‘Yawn’ sorry. I just woke up from the premier episode of Fear The Walking Dead.  

Yeah, I know it’s a premier episode, but…

Well, at least we have a Johnny Depp look alike to follow as what appears to be a main protagonist.

21 Jump Street Walking Dead style.

Next week?

The official announcement for the upcoming pulp The Lash!

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Dennis comments on the recently released Avengers:Age of Ultron and his conclusion on the Daredevil Netflix series.

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Here is the trailer from the upcoming horror epic They Only Come out at Night.   Enjoy!

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